The Full Nonsense Library
Every ridiculous book we’ve ever loved, organized by the only system that matters: vibes. Some of these live in our shop. The rest are on the wishlist – tell us which ones you want and we’ll make it happen.
Poop & Bodily Functions
Our flagship department. The human body is a miracle, and this is the section that proves it.
- Never Trust a Fart (Paperback) – $14.99
- Poo With a View (Paperback) – $23.99
- Why Are My Nuts in the Toilet Water? (Paperback) – $14.99
- Lonely Planet Toilets of the World (Hardcover) – $19.99
- I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Hardcover) – $14.99
- Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe (Paperback) – out of print
- Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn’t Be (Paperback) – $22.00
- The Colonary Arts (Paperback) – $12.99
Animals Doing Things
Taxidermy fails, rude birds, dogs in cones. The animal kingdom, unedited.
- Crap Taxidermy (Hardcover) – $14.99
- Effin' Birds: A Field Guide (Hardcover) – $18.99
- The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America (Paperback) – $16.99
- Awkward Family Pet Photos (Hardcover) – $19.99
- Maddie on Things (Used) (Hardcover) – out of print
- I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs (Hardcover) – $14.95
- Cone of Shame (Paperback) – $25.00
- Treat! (Hardcover) – $19.99
- Underwater Dogs (Hardcover) – $25.00
- Why Cats Paint (Used) (Paperback) – $15.99
Cooking Gone Wrong
Cookbooks by people who should not be allowed near a stove. Bon appetit.
- You Suck at Cooking (Hardcover) – $32.99
- Bong Appetit: Mastering the Art of Cooking with Weed (Hardcover) – $30.00
- From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg's Kitchen (Hardcover) – $35.00
- Cookin' with Coolio (Paperback) – $24.99
- Cooking with Poo (Paperback) – out of print
- Cake Wrecks: When Professional Cakes Go Hilariously Wrong (Used) (Hardcover) – out of print
- Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit (Paperback) – $14.99
- Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes (Paperback) – $24.99
- Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook (Semen cooking) (Paperback) – $22.95
Bad Advice & Worse Self-Help
Life coaches with no credentials, affirmations that make it worse, relationship advice that starts fights, and exam answers that deserve an F.
- Disappointing Affirmations (Hardcover) – $14.95
- Deadpool's Affirmations (Paperback) – $19.99
- How To Remain Humble When You've Never Been Wrong (Paperback) – out of print
- How Not to Be a D*ck (Paperback) – $17.99
- F in Exams: The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers (Paperback) – $14.99
- How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety (Paperback) – $14.99
- How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack (Paperback) – $15.99
- How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children (Paperback) – $12.95
- A Practical Guide to Racism (Used) (Paperback) – $17.00
- Extreme Ironing (Paperback) – out of print
- 99 Ways to Make a Pipe (Paperback) – $14.99
- How to Piss Off Men (Paperback) – $16.99
- A Guide to Midwestern Conversation (Paperback) – $16.99
Family, Parenting & Holidays
For the in-laws, the kids, and Christmas dinner. Gift with confidence and plausible deniability.
- Awkward Family Photos (Hardcover) – $19.99
- There Are Moms Way Worse Than You (Paperback) – $16.99
- Crap at My Parents' House (Used) (Paperback) – out of print
- Sketchy Santas (Used) (Paperback) – out of print
- Christmas Hand Jobs for the Whole Family (Paperback) – $22.99
- Wreck the Halls (Hardcover) – $16.99
- Hookers and Blow Save Christmas (Paperback) – $16.99
People Are Weird
Walmart shoppers, art butts, shopping carts, dictators. An anthropological survey of the species.
- People of Walmart (Hardcover) – out of print
- Museum Bums: A Cheeky Look at Butts in Art (Hardcover) – $21.95
- The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America (Paperback) – $22.00
- Subpar Parks (Hardcover) – $30.00
- There I Fixed It! (Paperback) – out of print
- Vladimir Putin: Life Coach (Hardcover) – $18.00
- Dictator Style (Hardcover) – out of print
- The Big Penis Book (Hardcover) – $70.00
- Obscene Interiors (Used) (Hardcover) – out of print
- Venus with Biceps (Used) (Hardcover) – out of print
- Bikes of Burden (Used) (Hardcover) – out of print
- Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Paperback) – $19.99
- The League of Regrettable Superheroes (Paperback) – out of print
- The Legion of Regrettable Supervillains (Used) (Paperback) – out of print
- Regretsy: Where DIY Meets WTF (Used) (Paperback) – out of print
- Bad Hair (Used) (Hardcover) – out of print
- Signs of Sexual Behavior: ASL Vocabulary (Used) (Paperback) – out of print
Art, Photography & Found Objects
Beautiful books about unserious things. Coffee tables have never been funnier.
- Accidentally Wes Anderson (Hardcover) – $40.00
- Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found (Used) (Paperback) – out of print
- How We Roll (Paperback) – $16.95
- Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir (Used) (Hardcover) – out of print
Faith (Sort Of)
The good book, retold in Lego – plus dance moves for the Savior, and one coloring book that is definitely not for church.
- The Brick Bible: The Complete Set (Hardcover) – out of print
- The Compact Brick Bible: The New Testament (Paperback) – not in the shop yet
- Dancing with Jesus (Used) (Paperback) – out of print
- Gay Men Draw Vaginas Coloring Book (Paperback) – $34.99
Nonsense Originals
Written by us, printed for you. The house imprint: Nonsense Publishing House.
- 200g of PROTEIN: Read your daily protein intake, 1g at a time (Hardcover) – $44.99
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